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TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

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forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid


TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

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Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am

*your
EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
O RLY?
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm
I love owl posters...5L


FANATICISM -


TAGS: argument opinion
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by gas

elf - May 19, 2013, 1:55 pm
Human nature. Everybody wants to close the door behind themselves, not realizing that all those before them were kind enough to leave it open.
gas - December 1, 2011, 8:10 pm
lol, didn't think about that one
Preacher Man - November 23, 2011, 11:15 pm
The bitter truth is that the redneck wouldn't be stopped short by the Native American. He'd just say 'Go back to the reservation!'
gas - November 21, 2011, 11:14 pm
that's a good quote! ironic but no less true. thx all ^^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
Excellent, I love it! As George Carlin said, "This land was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free." So true.
Budog - November 20, 2011, 6:31 pm
Classic 5L !
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:21 pm

well done


JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won


TAGS: just had an argument
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 10:01 am
Right.
M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013, 2:06 am
If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?
falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 10:55 am
I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 6:31 pm
Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 3:45 pm
Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:47 am
Not sure if "win-win" or "lose-lose" situation... 5L
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:15 am
hehehe, ni5e


DISAPPOINTMENT - Because, in life, there are no free crack giveaways.




LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm

RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?


CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY - From Alabama's own FGSU (Forrest Gump State University)- -home of the Fightin' Shrimp


TAGS: rednech technology alabama forrest gump shrimp
Rating: 3.69/5

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AudioStalker - March 26, 2010, 11:07 pm
I wonder the last 2 cars where saw in a "Nascar" event parking lot...


SEMPER GUMBY - "Always Flexible"




STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.


TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Wim

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am
Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
Damn. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Who knew there were bestiality/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Night.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at porn on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am
*Choke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am
There's nothing wrong with being gay ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just gay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's gay, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the shit....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so cocky?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The assumption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled




THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR PASSENGER UNLOADING -




5 GUM - Feels like 40,000 Leprechauns raping you with a butter knife


TAGS: 5 gum
Rating: 2.24/5

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Briton of Rose - February 17, 2009, 6:27 am
Wasn't that their original tag line?


Bacon Flavored -


TAGS: men pregnant birth control gumball
Rating: 3.73/5

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OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_condom
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!


HOW IT FEELS - to chew 5 gum.


TAGS: 911 5gum disasterous
Rating: 2.98/5

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pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 12:27 am
i kinda feel bad for laughing at this now.
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:21 am
Too soon? Yes. In bad taste? Yes. Funny anyway? Absolutely.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 7:51 pm

Gearry, maybe you should learn that WTFO no longer lives here
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
wtfo, maybe the worst terror attack in history on american ground. It's not by far the worst terror attack in history! maybe you should try and learn to see that there is a whole world outside America. ;)
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:30 am
OH fuck I forgot - give all motifakes that have a confederate flag in them 1 lion too. They offend African Americans and remind them of slavery. And while we're at it, let's take everything down that might offend SOMEONE and then lets see what is left ...
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:24 am
Um. Okay - lets also give 1 lion to any motifakes with swastika's in them because they remind ME of the genocide of millions and millions. If 911 humor, by parochial decree, isn't funny, then neither are swastika's. Hail to the chief.
lulz - September 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
we should kill his family, take a picture of them dead and make a motivational poster making fun of them
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:30 pm
No, temp. 3000+ murdered by 19 muslim terrorists. 3000+ families losing loved ones. This trash posted on Sept 11. Nothing offensive about this right? Idiot. Let's not forget, politics is now off the table cause it upsets people but this is okay apparently
temp - September 19, 2009, 10:44 pm
To site visitors AND regulars: if you're offended by this, you're in the wrong place.
Name - September 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm not an asshole, so don't bite my head off, but people make jokes with the nuke explosion in the BG all the time, how is this any different?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:13 am
Everyone.... really? Taking bait like this? Should've 1L d it, and let it die. Now I have to view this repeatedly in the comments? Really?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 12:42 am
I laughed. It's funny.
mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 12:39 am
ive seen alot worse then this (worse meaning more fucked up) 9/11 related photochops. im a new yorker and i can take 9/11 jokes but this one just sucks who uses gum jokes? seriously
Desolate1 - September 15, 2009, 12:23 am
You've never seen those 5 Gum commercials, Captain Flesh Arrow? Youtube it, dude. I'm sure it's on there.
ThePirate - September 15, 2009, 12:14 am
first of all, "to chew five gum". what is that? that is the english of a 4 yr old or a retard. you come off as an igorant, retarded fuck. Glad you were bored. Perhaps a tsunami or holocaust joke would make you feel better. You absolute Piece of shit. GTFO
MrRandom - September 15, 2009, 12:00 am
At least have some respect for the dead you ignorant little fuck. Even if you weren't affected thousands were, along with a good portion of the world.
Desolate1 - September 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Wow. It's sad how none of you can take a simple joke. 9/11 didn't affect me in any way, so why should I care? I bet a lot of you weren't personally affected, neither. And besides, I was bored. ;)
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
oh and to Desolate1, WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING IN MAKING THIS!! I really hope that you are not an american, for if you are, get the f*** out of america right now a** wipe
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
omnia, you are obviously the reincarnation of hitler, because it seems that you are so heartless, that you dont care about death at all. Thousands of people lost beloved family members during this, and its not something that can be easily forgotten.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:20 pm
Omnia, 3000 innocent people were murdered. If you have no respect for that, then you are a low-life POS that deserves to be anally raped in hell with pineapples.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:07 pm
What an arsehole.
omnia - September 14, 2009, 10:28 am
seriously guys/girls!! WE FUCKING GET IT! 9/11 was a bad experience for you. but to still cry and weep about it. get a life crybabies.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
This is fucked up.
Chron139 - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
You miserable piece of shit; i hope you or someone you love gets blown up. Then i hope someone makes a poster out of it for the world to laugh at.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:15 pm
Not to mention this POS posted this on or near the 8th anniversary of the worst terror attack in history.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
I just want to know how, at this time, this has 3/5? And how these makers let it pass? Is there a way to SPAM this?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:05 pm
You are a low-life and so is anyone who enjoys this piece of trash.
Rick - September 13, 2009, 7:04 pm
I don't care what you were trying to do be it funny or hurtful but you just disgust me. 9/11 should not be used for something like this
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 6:58 pm
Sick, tasteless, crass, crude and brilliantly executed.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:56 pm
If it was intelligent, it might've been offensive... or funny.


RELIGION VS. ATHEISM - Keep arguing. Nobody's listening to you.


TAGS: religion atheism argument
Rating: 2/5

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Dylan - April 10, 2009, 11:47 pm
nothing can be proven or dis proven because nobody truly knows anything. All of reality exists within our minds.


FOREST SPEYER - Not quiet as smart as Forest Gump


TAGS: speyer gump forest
Rating: 1.8/5

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emperorche - March 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
Alert the spelling nazi's


MY MOMMA SAID -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

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CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow


JOE ROGAN - "There's something you might not know about me..."




I HAVE A GIANT MIDDLE FINGER - Your argument is invalid


TAGS: finger invalid argument
Rating: 2.08/5

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Erecrottod - May 14, 2009, 1:42 pm
PHOTOSHOP!
LogicDude - October 24, 2008, 9:53 am
He always seems to get to 3rd base with his dates too...


I AM LEGEND - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: legend argument invalid zombie pie
Rating: 1.69/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 6:15 am
Somebody ripped off Alien 3.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:53 am
I saw this movie. I hated every second of it. If you never saw it, do yourself a favor and keep it that way. If you regret the curiosity that provoked you into watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, then take that as a warning. Because you will down in this shit.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 12:15 am
Pass!


ARGUING OVER THE INTERNET - For some, it's an art form


TAGS: internet arguments
Rating: 4.88/5

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crankyhead - January 21, 2012, 10:52 pm
Ohhh Mooo, you krill me. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 21, 2012, 9:12 pm
you forgot "dragging it back out years later".....hey did you guys hear my plankton story?
AlexiSonic - January 21, 2012, 5:19 pm
Completely true...
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:35 am
Magic.
Haarakkon - July 21, 2010, 11:28 pm
A-hah! Hahaha!
Sho - July 21, 2010, 7:43 pm
Wut O.O
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm

awesome!
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:07 pm
ROR! Nice.
thatonechick - July 21, 2010, 4:00 pm
That's right. :P


MOTHER-IN-LAW - Talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight


TAGS: gun knife fight couple argument
Rating: 4.57/5

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suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
She's a bad girl and has to be punished. I'm working on it right now. Ouch !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't be hard on Suzie,Suzie. She's still getting good scores.
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:58 pm
Hey suzie, why don't you just die and leave us alone ?? They all can see your avatar, dumba*s. Oh...Hello guys !


FORREST - It's time to Run Forrest, Run.




BAT WITH NAILS - When arguments *really* need to be settled


TAGS: bat nails arguments settle tools
Rating: 2.55/5

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Catnap - June 4, 2009, 1:03 pm
Looks like Halo 3 spike grenade.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 1:31 pm
I prefer run-away with stealth.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 3:55 am
bat with nails is good, but I prefer gun with bullets.


I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!


TAGS: robot chicken gummy bear lol funny
Rating: 3.17/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
*find
Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
Did Cubby fond the Caffine Pills again?


TALK TO THE HAND -




FINALLY! - Someone understands the problem!!!!


TAGS: urinal gum taste
Rating: 3.57/5

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LESBIAN COUPLE ARGUMENTS - "I said move bitch! It's your turn to go in the friggin' kitchen!"


TAGS: lesbian couple arguments
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:39 pm
LMAO! Great caption!


SOLUTIONS -


TAGS: marriage argument wife compromise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 9:16 am
this is awesome


ARGUMENT - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: arguments
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - May 20, 2012, 12:38 pm
Thanks Gary, much appreciated
CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 11:00 am
That and pressuring someone to convert will only turn them against you.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 10:04 am
Excellent M0rd. I so love a truism.


TRIDENT - Nobody ever pays me in gum.




THE GREAT WHITE - Even if they suffer from Gum Disease, Great Whites will still eat you with glee.


TAGS: shark gum disease great white great white
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Kevin

me - September 12, 2008, 12:46 am
you do kno those two dark spots arent eyes?
Sean - August 8, 2008, 12:07 am
"glee" ... I didn't know that word existed outside of Christmas carols. Go figure.


INVALID ARGUMENT -


TAGS: my porche is gold your argument is invalid
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:36 pm
hey mikeipiss it's spelled porsche


YOUTUBE - Sometimes, i feel it's like Motifake, but with moving images.




KANGAROO - You're doing it wrong.




MASTURBATION -




RALPH WIGGUM - Who knew he had such dynamic range?




RUN FORREST RUN -


TAGS: run forrest gump wiener dog fall
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by steph1

simmonsguns - March 2, 2011, 11:33 pm
so much focus,such short legs.


ZERO -


TAGS: male female argument odds humor
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:40 am
Haha! That's a good on-- heehee, haha HAHA! hoo, ha!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:54 am
tr5e, though probably a bit on the optimist side during the engagement :) goes below zero after death


THAT'S A TWO KNUCKLER -


TAGS: apr 14 fingernails ralph wiggum
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
I love it, nice one Matt!


DEBATING - with plausible arguments




CHEWING GUM - Don't sit in it!


TAGS: chewing gum
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Ray



Plead Insanity -




This Sole Is The One That I Want -


TAGS: depressing sole soul soup sour bubble gum
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - June 14, 2013, 8:25 am
Well played Mr Greeny, well played
Greeny - June 14, 2013, 5:29 am
Your not going to find you’re soul under their, for it’s existence is some were else - lol
MPsniper - June 14, 2013, 5:12 am
;-)
MPsniper - June 14, 2013, 5:10 am
LoLz...sole. shall we try "soul"?
steve1961 - June 13, 2013, 4:27 pm
LOL You got me! 5 lions.


OCCUPY SPRINGFIELD - Chief Wiggum, pepper spraying, kicking ass and taking names


TAGS: occupy springfield chief wiggum pepper
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Budog

Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:02 pm
Errmmm... how does that go wrong for him?


ARGUMENT COMES FROM ARGUE -


TAGS: women argument argue mariand
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - December 20, 2012, 5:25 pm
thanks ug...;)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 7:18 am
5L for this one, Mariand!


I TOLD YOU SO -




NOTHING SUCKS - more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.




RESTAURANT MANNERS - When ordering for your significant other, it is considered bad form to add 'The little lady sure likes her carbs'.




SUGAR RUSH - Somebody always gets hurt!


TAGS: gummy bears
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

phydeaux - January 1, 2010, 11:11 pm
Imitation being the highest form of flattery, I had to borrow your text Cubby. I hope it gets approved...I think even you will enjoy it...


ARGUMENTS - This one has more importance than 99% of motifake flame wars.


TAGS: arguments flame wars
Rating: 2.83/5
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 2:28 pm
Over is better unless you have a small child who can reach the roll, then under is better. Or a cat. Damn cats.
STP - August 12, 2009, 8:52 pm
Over the roll for me. Any time I see it under the roll, I switch it around the way I like it. TRUE STORY: A housing developer in Washington state has developed bathrooms with spots for two rolls of toilet paper: one over, one under.
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:26 pm
My wife is left handed so she likes it under, I'm right handed so I like it on the counter...
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 11:40 am
Ahhhh, the Great Debate; is it "A" or "B"


HOMEMADE FACIAL MASKS - Easy to do when you are married to gumby.


TAGS: i m gumby dammit
Rating: 2.82/5

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pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 9:00 pm
sorry dude 2L, love the other posters though


KNIGHT SABERS - F*ck Iron Man!


TAGS: knight sabers bubblegum bubble gum crisis crash megatokyo mega tokyo anime
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by jalford

Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:43 am
This is why anime posters have a bad name! You need a joke! Motifakes shouldn't just depend on a particular fan-base. It has to be something the (almost) everyone can relate to...that's my rant for the week. Carry on.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:53 am
Nice work! Love that series!


The 70's simplified... -


TAGS: 70s gumby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2013, 5:32 pm
Very true. It's sad (or insert different synonym/adjective) that within 40 years . . . . not much has changed. Wait . . . no nothing has.


Sex, Lies & Videotape -


TAGS: sex lying myth science argument
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 9, 2014, 10:26 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - June 9, 2014, 4:32 pm
excellent


TEMPORARY BUT REGULAR -




FIND A HAPPY PLACE -


TAGS: waterboarding keeps the price of gum down
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 1:38 am
AWESOME!!!! 5L and fav'd
upyours - February 6, 2010, 5:30 pm
You're not funny.
gggg - January 5, 2010, 10:04 am
Jesus. I can't imagine why anyone would 1L you Ag. Yay waterboarding!!!
Jmac0585 - December 21, 2009, 9:12 am
Simply Brilliant, AG. Have another guinness for this fine success.
[email protected] - December 21, 2009, 5:52 am
I talked with thuys who do and teach this kind of thing. He was talkative but would pause every once in a while and never gave locations where he did this. Oh and BRO-SHIMI over here should be blind-folded. No medical procedures need U 2 C, just point.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 1:22 am
And they have the crappy guidos there.
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 1:14 am
Hell, living in the Middle East is probably safer then living in Jersey. Less Guidos too.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 1:12 am
Aren't most of them?
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 1:03 am
So he's a Jersey boy then?
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 1:03 am
Maybe a few dozen miles.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2009, 1:00 am
A million miles?.....so, Outer space?
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
The tags should've tipped you off.
Produceman117 - December 20, 2009, 10:18 pm
I didn't see that coming. 5.
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 9:28 pm
LMFAO!
Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 9:25 pm
That's pure evil! lol 5/5
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 9:22 pm
ZING!!! 5L


PRODUCT AMBASSADORS - Choose Wisely...


TAGS: teeth pearly white gummy
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by hootizz

AdmiralAckbar - August 25, 2010, 3:18 pm
is that George Burns?


ART CLOKEY...R.I.P. - From a WARPED mind comes Real Genuis Long Live Gumby!


TAGS: gumby
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear



POSERS - they WILL follow you everywhere




ARGUMENTS -




5 GUM - Feels like being thrown into a fireplace by a man who is on fire




THIS BUG - has a face on its back, your argument is invalid.


TAGS: bug invalid argument a face
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Soulmaster187

opsCOASTIE - November 8, 2011, 9:50 pm
not to mention that it could probably slice your finger off with it's pinsers...


THE COLOR GREEN - Nothing ever good came out of it.




THIS IS - an example of the most stupid argument EVER.


TAGS: stupid argument
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Falling Star

your momma - October 8, 2008, 1:52 pm
indeed stupid argument, however this motifake did make me laugh!


YOUR TV - Or your teeth.




GUMBY - He will haunt you




ARGUMENT - You Call This One?




YOUR ARGUMENT - is invalid to Egg-Hat.


TAGS: egg eggs hat invalid wrong argument cool awesome
Rating: 1.45/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

barockeva - January 27, 2009, 6:24 pm
Redundant caption is redundant.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
YOUR POST is repetitious.


BUT MOM..... -




Patience -


TAGS: serendipity dadgummit
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Thedge - October 8, 2014, 3:08 pm
Some. Not a lot of stupidity 'round here, is there?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2014, 4:29 pm

LOL'D....HARD! i wonder how many of them got it.


Scene from chocolate box desert -


TAGS: gump
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - July 12, 2014, 3:44 pm
gave me a lol


Calling dibs -




Gumball -




Bubble Gum -




I'll learn you to talk good! -




Chicken Gumbo Night -




arguments -


TAGS: profanity arguments weak mind vocabulary words
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ughomer - August 21, 2013, 10:15 am
Got that right, Cyn. 5L, pal.


AND THAT'S -


TAGS: bubba gump shrimp motifakers
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - September 2, 2014, 9:04 pm
Gary ‘O’ fakes....not sayin’ nuthin...hollerin' nuthin' yeah....but only on the second one...pretty sure
Oldsod - September 2, 2014, 8:02 pm
I...I just found this...and I'm honored that my moniker is up with such greatness. And it made me smile. 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2014, 10:58 am
Crotchety fakes actually sounds like a bacterial infection, lol. 5L
ughomer - July 13, 2014, 12:30 pm
Top-notch.
Greeny - July 12, 2014, 9:53 pm
Greeny Fakes - sounds like some kind of cereal - yum
Greybeard - July 11, 2014, 11:01 pm
LMAO. Great poster.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:52 pm
AND Forrest theys even a 5L box of chocolates and my momma Prissy says neva give a gal fake ones!


A MAN OF ACTION -




nonsensical nonsense #1 -




LES GROSSMAN - MY ARGUMENT IS VALID -


TAGS: grossman argument valid cruise
Rating: 4.6/5

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crankyhead - December 29, 2011, 7:08 pm
Tropic Thunder
Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:39 pm

what movie was that fromÉ i remember it had robert downey jr in it as well.


Chewing Gum -




JUSTICE SERVED -


TAGS: supreme court argument
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Greeny

suru22 - May 5, 2011, 11:04 am
Nothing like the swift kick of Justice


my momma used to say -




OFFENSIVE -


TAGS: assignment calendar offensive god arguments
Rating: 3.37/5

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Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:10 pm
thanks man
pzykosiz - October 7, 2010, 5:52 pm
nice. 5L's


SURPRISE -


TAGS: life time box chocolates forrest gump spoof quote posted not created
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 8:30 am
Surprisingly delicious!! 5L to the cause.


SOON WE WILL KNOW - If Ummagumma was the result of a Total Lack Of Reason.




THERE WILL BE NO GRADUATION - Until you tell me how many pieces of brain are stuck in my head




© FORREST GUMP - Invented by Forrest Gump




THIS IS A GEKKO - Your argument is invalid




GUMP -




EPIC FAIL - It's what's goin' on.


TAGS: fail epic infinite argument wtf
Rating: 1.48/5


I NEED HELP -


TAGS: help wife argument right next
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by DirtyOldMan

concern3 - September 5, 2017, 7:02 am
Excellent, UP yours
calron - September 3, 2017, 5:32 pm
It's a trap, just give in.


Forest Fire -


TAGS: gump wisdom philosophy advice life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - October 8, 2016, 12:32 am
You're a riot.
mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:52 pm
Why of course Push, its ME!!! chuckle, chuckle....
Pushkin - October 5, 2016, 9:59 pm
Well, well. How lewd.
mizzdizz - October 4, 2016, 10:33 pm
hard is a BAD thing? chuckle, chuckle...


A little clue -




REPEATING YOURSELF ONLY LOUDER -


TAGS: asshole assholes yelling argument
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 9:12 am
brown shoe polish..... ROTFL!!!!!!


Arguments -




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